Salesclerk:Wax-apple?!Sir:again a little bit smaller!
Salesclerk:Egg?!The Sir says very happily:Rightness!Rightness!Rightness!
When pawnshop member understood Hou to turn round to take an underwear, that suddenly shouted loudly:The young lady waits for a second!Is fried over ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 912 to need a boy urgently
There are a couple in Taiwan, continuous two foetuseses all give birth to a girl, hence arrive at clinic to ask doctor, "doctor, modern science and technology was prosperous, we want a boy how do?"The doctor says:"Presumably posture not to, you 2 come over ……", 2 people finished listenning to the pleased of whisper hoping other parts of country to walk.
After a year, 2 people arrive at clinic again, "doctor, is a female again.", " Can't, an estimate is still a posture problem!Want not and so, you do, I aside guide!"Calculating is quasi- time 2 people arrive at clinic ……the doctor is aside:"Is a little bit lefter,beats by dre pro, not to, at upwards at 1:00, is still not to ……", the wife by this time became nervous, "so, husband under go, let a doctor!".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 913 fried eat[persistence]
On accounting to living service brigade, arrive village publicity to account to living knowledge, publicity the member said while introducing a condom to an old agriculture:Must insist while using it, otherwise will fail by a small margin.
After a month, account to living a brigade to again arrive at here, the old agriculture urgently and urgently finds out to publicizee a member to say:I shine on you say of fried eat, not only chew it motionless, and afterwards my a wife still a bosom ascended ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 914 suicide
BE very affectionate to husband and wife, has 30 days is "have sexual intercourse" for almost a month.
One day, wife's body suddenly feels uncomfortable, result the doctor say after checking:You are to indulge in sex excessively and cause through divine nature ache, you have to stop having sexual intercourse for three months, otherwise may have dangerous life.
After returning to, the wife tells the Sir the affair, hence 2 people have to endure patiently for three months but the cent building slept.
But, just just led for a week, on that night Sir cannot help but and walked to the wife's room, saw a wife also want a building just, the wife saw a Sir ask very surprisedly:Occupy?
The Sir says very seriously:"I am to come to kill yours, that you?"
Wife very shy answer:"I am from something to kill."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 915 gewgaw
The hair meet a prostitute on the road.
Prostitute:Handsome boy's son plays son with me?
Hair:How much ?
Prostitute:200 piece.
Hair:Is too costly!How are 20 pieces?
Prostitute:You still seek other people to go!
This day, the hair go shopping with wife and ran into again on the road that prostitute, hair's setting up for don't see, continue to have with wife to say to smile the ground side once walked from the prostitute.Behind spread the voice of prostitute:"Hum!20 piece be how not!"
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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 916 to expose 2:00
The pair leads:"That female big star exposes 2:00 today."
Always lead:"She hair Shi 麼 crazy!Be not with her say like 3:00 whole dewses of?"
The pair leads:"But she says she is today" contains some indisposition."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 917 a rightness of lovers of secret rendezvouses
Have to the lovers in the park secret rendezvous.
The female seduces first to say:"If still have 10 minutes judgment day in the world, will you do the matter of Shi Mo?"
Lewd man's answer:"I will think madly and you**!"
This female's crazy sting way:"But you at most also only a minute enough."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 918 to promise effectively
A young and vigorous man arrives at a western medicine store inside, mean to buy a kind of strong effect, promise last long of aphrodisiac, he to owner explanation way:"Tonight, I want to cope with two Sao women, I want to express my to be severe to see for them."
The apothecary gave him some to promise an effective tablet, and suggested that he had better immediately take, because the medicine once wants a period of time to take effect.The man returns to to wait his guest after acting accordingly.
On the second day, he in most distressedly arrives at a western medicine store.
"You looked to seem to be exhausted."What apothecary smiled says.
"Do not lift!"Man moan way:"Break skin ointment at 1:00 for me."
"Wipe yours ……"
"Wipe my hand, they didn't come last night!"The man roars a way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 919 to put a way
One is old**after making love with his adoring man, confidently say to him:"We can thoroughly come to discuss for a while now, how marriage affair."
This man pretty much disdains to of say:"Do not stir, you have never seen I just is wore a condom**of?I am afraid of ah, and everyone clearly speaks okay, just play, you how right away hard get up?"
Is old**gleam tears in the eye frame, the You You lightly says:"Your condom I have already once moved hand and foot, I fore the noodles packs the place of semen, Chuo quite a few hole."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 920 to feed to feed
Is some**always do one's own way, even if feed for kid to feed human milk at the public situation,in no case wriggle.
Once, he takes to dine at restaurant with kid to have a meal with husband, kid's belly is hungry to cry and scream, **bring about dress Cape and then nurse with milk for kid.
The restaurant waits on in response to the aisle her body side, the Wan speech invites her to in public nurse with milk.
**Is big to say for provoking to anger, :"Do you think that feeding to feed human milk Yin Hui is coarse?"
"Is not!"
Wait on in response to courtesy ground point at the public notice of wall say:"However forbid to take a meal this restaurant here doesn't supply of food."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 921 fuse so short
The male takes off the clothes to girl friend to see two muscles to say: this equal to 50 kilogram explosives, and then take off pants to point at thigh to say:this equal to 100 kilogram explosives.Immediately after take off pants, the girl friend Duo door runs about wildly and exclaims a way: the sky shout!The fuse is so short!
You are positive
A spool of joke brocade gathers there is root hair in chapter 922 tea-leaf
Back tea-leaf, only a 56-year-old young girl sees a store.I tactfully say as far as possible:"There is root hair in the hair point that I buy."
"There is a hair to be very normal, " young girl says that"spread tea all so."
"If hair I didn't come to back!"I say that" be like ……underneath of ……hair."
The face of young girl is red to arrive an ear right away heel, lower the head a small voice to say:"Eldest brother you cautiously see again, the hair also has from come to book."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 923 truely super sex maniac
Ask sex maniac:"What the person's biggest happy event"?
Answer Yue:"Have sexual intercourse a matter!"
Ask again:"Henceforth?"
The deliberation very long answers Yue:"Have sexual intercourse a matter again!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 924 birthday party cent cake
Everyone of birthday party divide cake, there is on the cake a cake of"living"ing a word, have one on the another cake of"day" of word, by coincidence still have one male one female don't divide.At this time, listens to the boy saying to the girl:"I am responsible for' day', you are responsible for' living' ……"
Don't a spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 925 plug in to how can have voice
Small puts out strength ground to toward girl friend to fondle and be to touch chest ……
Little Zhu Wen:"This is what east east?"
The girl friend answers a way:"This is the buzzer!"
Small asks again:"That buzzer why press to have no voice?"
The girl friend angry ground says at this time:"Idiot!Didn't plug in to how can there is voice?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 926 whistle films to all have counterfeit article(smile dizzy you)
Have the time the eldest brother of my unit to say to perform to play the flute, but have no whistle film.We have a brave
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