The brocade gathers a painful woman of chapter 3261 tooth/do not finish counting 【2 and one chapter 】
There is a hotel that stuck a news like this:"As long as the one who satisfy following condition can be free to drink in my hotel for a year, 1.We backyard have a hippo with painful tooth and pull out a tooth for hippo.2.The opposite door of our hotel has a regularly remain in widowhood of woman, satisfy she!"A alcoholic saw this news, he said this have difficult Yao of, then walking of swagger to the back yard of hotel, not and in a short while, the alcoholic came out, the headgear not and wholely asks:"Where is the that tooth painful woman ?"
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On the first, madly in love medium of the some male some female arrive at appointment in the park.Concussion in, the heat kisses.Then, the male asks a female:"This is you which time?"Passed by for two hours, female of still the Mo keep silent.The male thinks she is ashamed, asked 1 time again.The female's answer:"Did not finish counting after a while!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3262 bed bottom someone
Wife and husband fish joys after, open a debate the problem of affairs, the husband suddenly asks the wife the way:"If one day I unfortunately had an affairs, dear of, how will you handle?"
"I in no case will forgive yours!"The wife determinedly answers.Immediately after he counter-questions a husband:"How does your meeting treat if I have an extramarital affair?"
The husband contemplated to say for a while:"This is the humanistic weakness, I think that I will forgive yours, no object the whole!"He just finishes saying and then hears a wife word excitedly call a way to bottom in the bed:"Come out!He can't dispute."
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 3263 man
The 20-year-old man is a pug, mouth a raise honey direct current.
The 30-year-old man is a watchdog, round a pot all day long set to walk.
The 40-year-old man is a wild dog, look for a flower and ask all day long.
The 50-year-old man is Lai skin dog, bosom Chuai elder brother Wei walks everywhere.
The 60-year-old man is a crazy dog, can give a bite is an one mouthful.
The 70-year-old man is the dog of disease, can touch the young lady's hand.
The 80-year-old man is to kill a dog, some viewpoints all have no.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3264 to enjoy a high tide/falsely through of old woman 【2 and one chapter 】
Violate case Luo in Europe, California one of the Wei Er in, the judge asks a young plaintiff"before launching attack, what did the accused say to you?" the plaintiff feel perplex very much, she rather writes on the note to replace oral communication to answer, the judge agrees.In the Jian after the note, the judge makes the chief's juror one by one in order deliver between the jury the note.There is a male juror from the beginning in the doze, suddenly drive next door a female juror push to come to, and pass him a piece of note, up what to write BE:"I want to make you enjoy an unprecedented high tide." he slowly sees and forbids not to live to start to be suffused with a smile, then fills note into side pocket.When the judge wants him to deliver again to next juror, he solemnly refused:"This is the private matter, judge's adult."
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The old woman plays trick so much.A day, the lately- passed by door daughter-in-law returns to natal home.The mother-in-law asks demand money not.The daughter-in-law says the demand is not.The mother-in-law says:"Lead river to want ship money, want car money by bus , have a meal to want rice money, halt a store to want store money."The daughter-in-law says:"It is all needless."The old woman says:"Joke, leads river don't ship money, take bus don't car money …… meet all the way of, is all your old man?!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 3265 chief/romance request
One person three soldiers arrive troops after getting married, because of three war have a great achievement but the glory rise chief.The war fully returns to country to call on relatives.At night, the wife hug wants to have sexual intercourse a matter, the chief goes toward "thing" once two legs clip, panic call in the battlefield to be beaten by the shell in but physically disabled.The wife signs to turn round but ignores after listenning to and starts to ask home harvest, wife not language.The chief takes out "thing" dynasty wife bottom one Chuo, the wife is fierce to turn round to shout loudly:7 loads in the valley;Rice 8 load;The wheat beat 20 loads.The chief gives a deep sigh after returning the troops:When chief unexpectedly not equal to ball.
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When a hotel wait for registering abode, I hear a front a rightness of husband and wife requesting the room the inside to have a pair at least
Person's bed.The attendant is apologetic to answer Yue, vacant room is all only two single beds of.Remaining of disappointment, that man Gu Nong 1:
"This can how is good, 44 in the last yearses we always together Qin total Zhen."
At this time, that women and then request a way from attendant:"Could you draw near some of two beds as far as possible?"
The persons of surroundings all smiled, someone praised highly:"Good romance!"
That women continues to finish saying words:"If he beats to shout, I want to beat him enough to wear."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3266 father didn't die/the dress skirt doesn't drop of reason 【2 and one chapter 】
One pregnant woman and husband return to natal home and bear one kid.This kid one birth just would talk.The kid called"Mu Ye",www.headphones-fashion.com, he the Mu Ye was drinking water, swallowed to die a while.The kid called again a "maternal grandmother", his maternal grandmother was carrying water, fell down to die a while.The kid's father a see this kid call who die who, wish:"I am dead settle."Hence he lies on the bed the first-class dead.The kid indeed as expected called a "father", can the kid's father waited along while, still thoroughly.He is just wanting to like fun tell a neighbor.But discover that the man of neighbor's house suddenly died.
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An old country old man walks into a restaurant and see sit he nearby of a Ms. Wei is dressed in a collar very low, the double shoulder bares of one-piece dress, he feels feel suspicious very much and forbid not to live to curiously and in a soft voice ask a way:"Is dear, is what make can't this clothes drop down from your body?"This beautiful lady smiles sweetly and says:"Just because of your age, Sir."
A spool of joke brocade gathers PARTY that chapter 3267 corrects a composition/Sam 【2 and one chapter 】
The some pretty girl seeks a teacher to correct a composition
Teacher Yue:
The form is very plump
The front is very outstanding at 2:00
The central part downwards sees some hair grasses
Downwards see again obviously have loophole
The pretty girl says:
How to do?
Teacher Yue:
Treat me to say again in the days to come ……
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Sam did in the stock certificate industry for 15 years, he finally felt sick of the pressure of work, Ci job, bought a house in a halfway up a hill with beautiful scenery.Ever since that time lived there, over 6 months, he even the ghost shadow didn't see 1.Just once had supper one day, he heard a burst of to knock on door a voice and opened the door on seeing, is a tiger back bear waist person with beards all over the face."How are you, I live under the foot of a hill, I want to open a PARTY on Saturday, can you come?"The bearer asks, "oh, too like, at stuffy here six months, I am to want to know the neighbors too much""good, " bearer says with smile:"I also need to remind you, we want to drink a lot of wine of""all right" Sam say "mixed in the stock certificate industry for 15 years, I could drink you to all crouch down""the last matter, still have at the evening party very crary of**"" likes well, do I when arrive?""That wants to see you when free" bearer says "anyway, only you I two ginsengs add"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3268 police officer to eat a chicken
A young person arrived a fried chicken store to order one to roast whole chickenses and just wanted to eat, the attendant came over here to say:"Execuse me, Sir, see there the police officer of table?He is the frequent caller of our store, he comes to always order and roast whole chickenses, our store remained this chicken now, you saw to render up him to this chicken, you order some son again another?"Young person Be not willing to, the attendant runs to go to to that table of with police officer to explain again
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